Tuesday, September 30

I cant tag so have to ask here lol...

who has the paper that supposed to wrtie well wishes for the senior class ah pl tell me on msn or sms seeing as i cant read the tagboard due to dunno wad reason... cos supposed to pass up by wed i dunno why sc give such a guailan deadline lor haha...

Saturday, September 27

Heroes who?





DOES NO ONE CARE THAT SEASON FIVE OF GREY'S ANATOMY HAS JUST PREMIERED IN THE US? TWO-HOUR SPECIAL SOMEMORE! G-R-E-Y-'S A-N-A-T-O-M-Y. We should pay more attention to the important things in life!

Promos finish liao!!!

WOOHOO!!!

I cant see the stupid tagboard someone tell me y! i can access it in sch but not at home. damn guailan.

End of promos song:

lets gather round the campfire and sing the promos song
the P-R-O-M-O is over song
well if u think i cant sing it faster then your wrong
cos its time to burn your notes!

k fine damn dots cos it dun rhyme.

ultimate slackation!!!

Thursday, September 25


Happy Birthday Jing Jing!

It must be quite terrible to have 2 papers on your birthday, BUT! It's over already! WHOOOOOOOOOOO! I know you're feeling quite liberated already. Hah!

16 hours to freedom!

Wednesday, September 24

We need to get:
- GP pass
- 1 H2 pass
- 3 sub-pass

Can one right? Right? RIGHT?
Keep going ppl!

Heroes 3!

its time to take a break and realise that heroes 3 is out!


woots!








jiayou for tml and hope maths comes out more on lect series 1b. haha. jog faster in the aft ppl!

Tuesday, September 23

3 more days and it's over!
Whooo!
All the best to the chemistry ppl for tmr while the geogers slack at home! hah!

The point of this post is actually just to thank MELPHIN for spending (or wasting?) time to prepare and give us the food thingy when he should be mugging. hahaha!

Thanks Melly! :D

Keep going everyone!

Friday, September 19

marking scheme

VJC PROMOTIONAL EXAMS 2008 GENERAL PAPER MARKING SCHEME
vocab:

juggernaut(1m)-
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Yurnero - The Juggernaut
Range: 100 | Move Speed: 305
Primary: AGI
Str: 19 + 1.9 | Agi: 22 + 2.85 | Int: 14 + 1.4
Damage: 46 – 50 | HP: 511 | Mana: 182
HP Regen: 0.76 | Mana Regen: 0.57
Attack Speed: 1.36 | Armor: 1

Slicing through armor with the greatest of ease. Whirling, dancing like a dervish, swiping foes with a flick of the wrist. Poetry in motion, slashing enemy upon enemy in the blink of an eye. Yurnero seeks perfection. Seeks to become one with his blade. All to fulfill his destiny as the unstoppable Juggernaut. (1/2m)


SKILLS OF THE JUGGERNAUT(1/2m)

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Blade Fury (F)
Causes a bladestorm of destructive force of 200 AoE around Yurnero, rendering him immune to magic and dealing damage to nearby enemy units and buildings.. Lasts 5 seconds.
Level 1 - Deals 80 damage per second.
Level 2 - Deals 100 damage per second.
Level 3 - Deals 120 damage per second.
Level 4 - Deals 140 damage per second.
Mana Cost: 110
Cooldown: 30


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Healing Ward (G)
Summons a Healing Ward that heals units` within 400 AoE. Ward can move slowly, has 5 HP and 0 medium armor.. Lasts 25 seconds.
Level 1 - Heals 1% of hit points per second.
Level 2 - Heals 2% of hit points per second.
Level 3 - Heals 3% of hit points per second.
Level 4 - Heals 4% of hit points per second.
Mana Cost: 140
Cooldown: 75


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Blade Dance (C)
Yurnero`s cunning blade gives him a chance to deal double damage on each attack.
Level 1 - 10% chance.
Level 2 - 18% chance.
Level 3 - 26% chance.
Level 4 - 36% chance.
Mana Cost: N/A
Cooldown: N/A


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Omnislash (N)
Unleash a number of blink strikes which deals variable physical damage between 150 - 250, slashing units in the battlefield. Yunero is invulnerable when he blink strikes. If Yunero has around 100% to 200% attack speed, he can deal additional hit (base on his own attack damage) in between every 1 to 2 blink strikes; if he has more than 200% attack speed, he can deal additional hit in between every blink strike. Special effects like Critical attack, orb effects can kick in in the additional strikes only.
Level 1 - Unleash 3 blink strikes.
Level 2 - Unleash 5 blink strikes.
Level 3 - Unleash 8 blink strikes.
Mana Cost: 200/ 275/ 350
Cooldown: 130/ 120/ 110


Note to markers: any other answers will not be considered.

Thursday, September 18

GP Answers

Ubiquitous:
The description of a person who lives in Kampong Ubi

Juggernaut:
An X-men character which has lots of brute strength and uses his head to smash into walls or enemies.

Bred:
A commodity whose price has increased due to increased demand due to a rise in the price of rice.

Ostensible:
The actual spelling of the surname of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Barely:
The common improper spelling of the barley plant.
heys ppl!

hahas. i shall add on to the blogging fever! =)


everyone is feeling like this now.. after gp...


on the brink of crying...




on the brink of screaming...






and want to turn our back on crazy exams...




but cheer up!




Let's pull up our socks for the last lap...



if not we will be in hot soup!


think of those slp we will gt after promos...






and the personal time we will gain back again!






does that make you feel better??


ok! back to mugging! =)
jiayous 08s51er! =D
yo! my first blog entry in our class blog!

let me summarise gp for you all:)

one word: DIE
two words: SURE DIE
three words: WE DIE TOG

amen:)

any objections? :)

Wednesday, September 17

exams

God bless us not to be SO smart as these ppl during promos

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forgive me, but it says " suck my **** fag."
teacher's reply,"see me."LOL
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Amen.

Area Orientation...

OK~~ ~

As a form of warm-up.!!!

*Tada*

<---- This is where we'll be sitting!!!

Haha.

Enjoy Muggin!...

JIAYOU!!! -.-

Tuesday, September 16

just for laughs

another ZOMG post -___-( influenced by hans)

TO ALL EMPLOYEES - EFFECTIVE JANUARY 2008
DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay rise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay rise.
SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

HOLIDAY DAYS
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
COMPASSIONATE LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

TOILET USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
SMOKING BREAKS
Smoke breaks are taken at your own risk and time.
Smoking KILLS and your company cannot be held responsible while smoking in company time.
When ever a smoke break is taken this is classed as unpaid time or leave as the company can and will not be part of the cause of your death or associated with it in any way .

LUNCH BREAKS

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.



THE Management

Not here to talk about ZOMG stufffff


this is debate number 836410 during GP. Featuring main debater, cheryl!

Monday, September 15

I'm a really bored person:)

Ok im really bored down here and drained frm mugging or rather trying to mug so i shall talk rubbish.

Lets talk abt life. wad is life. is it for us to mug our asses off? for the guys its to await 2 yrs of hell after that. then we all face the terrible concept of "the real world out there". the world out there
, wad awaits us. a desk job of frantically rushing arnd again? politicians who go arnd sodomising aides? lol. what do we seek out of our lives? does all this arise frm overexpectations? do we really expect too much frm life, frm ourselves? why cant we just be happy with our lot and lead the simple life (not the paris hilton one). just remember, wadever you do, make sure ur happy doing it. smille all the way.

now for the next talk rubbish topic though the one above wasnt really talk rubbish.

heard this frm a fren:
y did the chicken cross the road?
y bother y the chicken crossed the road, its alr across
(apparently quoting some spore politician or smthin that commented on something)


I must say MM Lee got guts. dare to suan kim jong II while he lying in hospital. not scared later not little red dot but little mushroom cloud ah. nvr die b4 issit. (actually he havent die yet) yeah the point being we dun wanna die so early. (as u can tell by now im really driven delirious by promos)

ok lets talk abt speakers corner. some ulu park where ppl can talk in public. erm i mean like DOTS... arent we alr speaking in public w/o licenses dun tell me i cant talk to my fren on the bus. ok lame. but really all the ah bengs all shouting loudly their opinions on the street but nonononononono. ppl who make loud public demonstrations for an agenda must be regulated. oh and it just so happens that chee soon juan is one of those retards who speak w/o a license. hmmm maybe if he wasnt an opposition party member he would be able to get a license? ok this is totally lame and stupid la but im really bored so im totally not making sense with all of this haha.

now lets talk abt mas selamat. i like his name. selamat is greetings or smthin. mas gives the impression of mass. so he would be a mass greeting? zomg totally no link now.

lets talk abt US politics. frm wad i see (which isnt much cos i dun even noe wads the diff btw a republican and a democrat) obama is a guy with a wierd smile that makes u think that he's a twisted wierdo and then he pulls out biden who apprently doesnt like him very much earlier on but now theyre chummy buddies. john mccain has a really wierd name. ok fine lame but i dint now macdonalds made canes. i told u guys i was bored. i have absolutely no sense of humour.

ok wad happened during econs lecture today. i was trying really hard to study but it dint wrk out. so i tried to slp. i tried really hard to slp. u noe y cos some idiot kept calling my name:
lecturer:..........enHANS..........enHANS............enHANS....................
i mean like i noe u nid to enhance ur chest but u dunnid to call my name every single time! zomg im getting wierd...

i shall admit i did smthin damn stupid today. as u all noe i sms choy to ask if got pw. so... he like replied me in chem tutorial. thing was cheryl sms n ask if got pw. then i read choys msg then guess wad. i tot i was replying cheryl and write:
sian la he say got lesson.
den end up i sent to choy i was like omfg. but must forgive me cos i just woke up when i rcv choys msg.
i quickly sent another msg say sorry wrong person. guess wad he replied...
TOO LATE! :)
its like zomg la zomg really zomg!!!!!!!!!

ok i think this is enuf crapping for now. this has become a destress frm promos blog lol...

JIAYOU!

Sunday, September 14

IT's YOUR BIRTHDAY!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE =D
STUDY HARD!!!!!

Saturday, September 13

Last Lap

General Paper:
Thur 18/9
Paper 1 0800 - 0930
Paper 2 1000 - 1130
Venue: Hall Row 6


H2 Economics
Tue 23/9 0800 - 1045
Venue: Hall Row 6

H1 Economics
Tue 23/9 0800-1000
Venue: V45


H2 Chemistry
Wed 24/9 0800 - 1100
Venue: V31


H2 Mathematics
Thur 25/9 0800 -1100
Venue: V35


H2 Geography
Thur 25/9 1400 -1700
Venue: Hall Row 12


H2 Physics
Fri 26/9 0800 -1100
Venue: Hall Row 9


H1 CL/ML/ TL
Mon 29/9 0800-1100
Venue: Hall Row 8 (CL)
Hall Row 12 (ML)

CL B
Mon 29/9 0800-1100
Venue: Hall Row 15


Go all the way.

Thursday, September 11

SLV hrs

for science fair its 4 hrs:)

Activity Name: Service learning venture
org by: VJC
Beneficiary: NTUC Childcare
hrs: 9
start date: 17 march??? haha
end date: 24th july
teacher: larry choy

the rest ownself fill lor haha:) faster hor by tml 5pm due leh

jiayou for promos!!!

Wednesday, September 10

as i'm too lazy to sent out 11 smses to the chem ppl again,
i shall say it here.

mrs choo reminds all of you to:

DO YOUR CHEM E-ASSESSMENT BY MONDAY!

dont say i didnt say ah!
take care and study hard! (:

oh addition from Hans:

for your Science fair thing, pls key in...

activity name: service to college
organized by: VJC
beneficiary: VJC
date 18 july
teacher is ang li ming

that's all, and help spread the word!
thanks (: